Cuz I Can't Afford A Prezzy For Her...

I'll help her cause instead =)




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Love you Jackie!!! You've already done so much for me, and even though I don't have the ends to support your cause, I sure as hell can spread the word with my biiiiiig mouth!


Toodles!
[PS: Please don't try to haggle y'all, it's tough times out here, we all know that. Plus, it's just NOT cute. Thanks!]

WTH: Y'all Need To Stop Playin'

Ok so I realize it's been a minute since I've added an entry to this series. Don't lie, you know you love it! Everyone needs a good laugh on hump day, right?

For this post, I don't really have a subject in mind, but basically everything you see here is a FAIL. Forealz... people play too damn much. But without further adieu, I present to you: the failures =)



Oooh girl, aren't you the shit?




damn... maybe he shouldn't be drinking no more...?




Puahahahaha... I wonder if this is real?




I love when the necessities are a bargain!




perhaps it's French?




because mama likes to ride them, too!




they won't get very far.




OH, OH, OHHHH...
zis one is for zee ladiezzz...


Sources:
some pictures found on google images when I entered keyword "fail", but as you can see, a lot of them are marked with failblog.org, so I assume that's where you can find it too.



That's it...
Happy HUMP Day & TOODLES!!!

Yes, Yes I DO!

That's it... no words =)


Happy Monday!

I'm Still FALLing...

Ok, so I hate to be so repetitive, but I don't know whether you're a first time reader or a long time reader. But, I repeat, I live in southern California... and our weather has been pretty kooky. Some states already got that snowfall going... WE only had 2 days of rain (and that was over a month ago).


As with most people's style, my style is based on the weather where I live. So yes... it's still pretty much Fall over here... but not the usual Fall... the Fall that comes right after summer, not the Fall that's about to be Winter... does that make sense?


Anyway, here are the looks!!!














Okie dokie...
TOODLES!

How Time Flies...

Hey everybuddy! So... anyone who's been following my blog/twitter for awhile now knows that I have a very special little girl who just turned one.


Although the official date was October 26th, I couldn't help myself from posting about it.


Here is the very first post about her.


Anyway, so we went from this...



and this...




to THIS!

[this was taken after a long day of playing w/her brother, her sister, and her cousin... & treats! she's exhausted!]



She was soooo tired that she fell right alseep on the "laundry bag" (why buy a laudry bag/basket when u have left-over black trashbags?).



These were the treats we bough for her mini puppy-party.

btw, wouldn't u agree that the chocolate chip cookies look like they're good enough to be consumed by humans? They smell just like Chips Ahoy! cookies, too.


The platter.

LOL, no no, I'm no stupid pet care-taker... they ALL shared this OK? I don't want my babies to get sick!


While watching over the "children" play, this is what my BF and I had to munch on. Tuna and crackers, topped off with Tapatio sauce. Goooood shit, I'm telling you! Good shit!



Okie dokie, that's it for now!

Happy Friday!

Happy Halloween!

Have Fun & Be Safe, EveryBuddy!!!

and try not to eat too much... you might end up like him.



[Photo credit: found on google image]

Ladies & B.J... Whatta Night!

Last Saturday, I finally had the pleasure of meeting Lady L!!! The spot? BJ's Restaurant out in Huntington Beach. Other beauties in attendance? Wuzzy, Jackie, Mz. Joey, and Shara. L's sister and friend also joined us for dinner =)

Anyway, I don't have pictures of the night. Frankly, I was having too much fun to bust out my camera, but I figure I'll just steal some of L's pix when she posts them or link y'all over when she does her post. Either way, I don't have any of my own.

But what I do have are memories of a really great night out with some very fabu-females =)


[START EDIT 11.10.09 --
Lena's post regarding the dinner, and them some!
-- END EDIT]

Oh my gawd... I can't even tell you some of the shit we talked about... our long ass conversations jumped from... well, no I won't say. I will share with you the stuff I got. That's right, L & Wuz spoiled us with treats from Japan & Hawaii.


The goods



This is from Wuzzy

BTW, since some people ended up canceling on the dinner, Wuzzy had extras! So I got 2 of everything you see there. Also, I tried the popcorn... and I gotta be honest, I don't even really like popcorn but damnit... that shit was awesomness. Like, fa'real fa'real... even my BF loved it.


Paper soap

I have yet to try these, and I kinda don't want to. LOL not in a bad way, but because the packaging is so pretty, and there's only so many sheets in there so I don't wanna run out. LOL, I'll probably just stare at them for awhile.


And these are from L

Wuzzy gave me Hello Kitty candy necklace, and now L gave me Hello Kitty jars. LOL, I swear, y'all are gonna turn me into a Hello Kitty fan soon enough!


The lashes

I love the criss-crossing design.


Thank you again ladies!!! And whether or not we do this again (but I hope we do at some point in the future), I'm glad we all got to kick it =)

Toodles!

I've Been Holding Out....

Any Pat Benatar fans out there? I don't know of too many... but I will honestly say I didn't know of her until Guitar Hero came out for the Wii. But after I fell in love with that "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" song, OMG, I fucking googled and youtubed her ass like no other. This chick is simply fucking legendary to me.

Anyway, so long story short... last week, my sister was invited to a dinner & a show along with her co-worker. Her co-worker couldn't make it, so I jumped at the chance as soon as I heard Ms. Pat was performing. Anyway, it all went down Friday, October 16th at the Canyon in Agoura Hills, CA.


Anyway, less words and more pix!


I forgot this chick and her bands name, but they were the opening act, and they we're pretty good. More than anything, I fell in L.O.V.E. with her jeans! You have to see it from the back, which I didn't get a picture of, but still... just take my word for it.


While waiting for Pat, I managed to consume 2 vodka tonics, 1 lemon caper chicken, and these 3 cakes...



I also really enjoyed the decor that was right over me...



I was in Agoura Hills, come on y'all... my sister and I stuck out like a sore thumb!



I didn't want to crop her out, by my sister didn't like how she turned out in the pix... anyway, this was the look for the night.



And FINALLY! Pat came out!!!!

She must be in her 50s, getting close to 60s... but damn... this woman is still pretty fucking gorgeous!


This is Pat's husband. What made the night better was knowing that this was their last local gig for the year, and it also marked their 30 years as a band!!!



This the whole band



And I swear, 30 years later and they still look in love... I'm jealous. I wanna be that way 21 years from now.



Here are some short vids I took. I was running low on memory (I know, my fault), so I tried to take 30 seconds or so of songs I recognized. Let me tell you though, these videos do her no justice. I love her for her raspy voice, and live her voice is so much better!


We Live For Love



We Belong

they looked really sweet during this song


Who plays Guitar Hero???


Hit Me With Your Best Shot




Hit Me With Your Best Shot (2)



Anywhooz, hope y'all enjoyed my little concert experience =)
Toodles!

NOTICE: For Advertisers & Marketers

I am no longer accepting requests to view and post about websites. IF I come across your site and I like it, then I'll post about it to share with my readers. I apologize for having to do this but I have been getting quite a lot of emails from companies requesting me to view & advertise their sites, even when it doesn't have anything to do with what my readers would be interested in. I am also no longer accepting link exchanges from anyone. Trust me, if I like you, I'll link you.


The reason I'm doing this is because there is no real incentive for me in spending time creating a post about something I've only heard about because I was emailed a link. And even if there were incentives, it would be unfair for my readers because they're putting their trust in me and my true & honest opinions.


HOWEVER, if you have a specific product (as in something you can package & send over to me) that you would like for me to test out & review, I'll be happy to take such inquiries. You can reach me here: LifeasICEYit@gmail.com


Thanks for your cooperation,
-- Imee --

Whether You're Into Tricks OR Treats...

The Hallo-Whores are coming to a city near you.
Seriously, what is it about Halloween that makes good, uptight, even girdle wearing females just wanna flash, flash, and flash? Kids can call it Halloween as much as they like, and fill their bags up with as much candy as possible before curfew... but the grown and sexxxy know better don't we?

That's right, Halloween is really nothing more than National Freak Day. Good freak, bad freak, freaky freak, all freaks come out on Halloween night. And when we knock on yo'doors... we don't want tootsie rolls and dum-dums... we want that eXciting type of candy, that devil's water, and most importantly... we wanna see the tricks that make us scream and holla, and we'll give you a treat so good, it'll make you wanna pay our bills.



If you've been a long time reader of my blog, you'll know that I love
Trashy.com

It's raunchy, it's sexy, it's trash but like, classy trash. You know what I mean? It's not just strings and patches put together and ass & titties hanging out. No, no, no! They've got actual outfits to help you really get into the mood of role-play. And with that said, the outfits can be pretty pricey. These ain't for ordinary, part-time, "I'm tryna pay for school" type stripper's salary bitches... these are for BOSS-Misses. An entire outfit can cost well over $500. Which is chump change if you got men on their knees just waiting to open up their bank accounts to you anyway.


50s Nurse

For the midnight medication...


Cop

cuz everyone secretly wants to know how it feels like to get down in the backseat...


Live-In Maid

her vacuum ain't the only thing sucking up stuff...


Reform School Preppy

she's on the deans list for other reasons...


Sailor Dress

rock the boat...


Indian

you can call her "she who loves good-wood"



But if you're a repressed-slut on a budget... I also love
AmiClubWear.com
They offer just as much sex, but for less than half the cost.


Asian Brocade

you'll be the one writing memoirs on this geisha...


Bollywood

she's also a snake charmer...


Goddess

you will do as she pleases...


Queen Bee

all hail the queen...


Seniorita

with the twist of her hips, she'll have you screaming in a whole different language...


Just 10 days left, what are your plans?



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Photo source: first 6 pix are from Trashy.com
last 5 pix are from AmiClubWear.com

this is NOT an ad... I really DO like all that hoochie-coochie shit.