And It Goes Deep...

So deep, it put her ass to sleep!
get your mind out the gutter and cleanse it with this...


mark. That's Deep Purifying Cleanser




Where to get it:
www.lindasellsmark.com



How much:
$7 and don't forget, they've got a special promo going!




What I like about it:
I don't want to call it a tingle, but after rinsing this product off, my face had a little "so fresh & so clean, clean" moment. I swear it was like my skin was singing. After the first time I used it (which was at night), the following day I noticed my blemishes had dramatically reduced in size (they didn't go away, but they were almost half as small). So I figured, I a few more washes with this stuff and those suckers are finito!



What could be improved:
I feel that this product might be a tad harsh if used twice a day. My skin felt sensitive when I used it once in the morning and again at night. It could just be my skin though.







Overall:
I love this product! It came in my life just in time, as I was running out of my beloved Calamine Soap from Pure Luxe. Like I said, I did notice some sensitivity. However after a couple of days, I decided to just use this only as part of my night time routine (because it gets all the gunk out real goooood). So far, so good. So if you're still in search of that perfect cleanser, definitely, definitely, definitely give this product a try!


DON'T FORGET!!!




ALSO...
Don't forget to try these babies out!


Personally, I don't have any fine lines so I wouldn't be able to tell ya if it's working. Plus, I haven't been using this long enough, but this felt really smooth and made my skin feel so supple =)



I'm a very oily girl [ooooowwwww!!! *wink*] and everything I've ever tried that claimed to keep me "matte" has fallen short or flat out failed. But this, omigosh, THIS really delivered. Ok, ok, I'll be honest, it didn't keep me matte ALL damn day long, but it did last longer than 6 hours! That's record time for me people!



Hope y'all found this helpful!
TOODLES!

F*ck!t Friday: Here We Go Again

So today, I woke up to the smell of bull shit.


It's okay, because this weekend I'll be here...





Oh yea... definitely HERE!



I'll be back Wednesday. The entire family is going so that means I'm gonna have to leave my pups at a dog boarding place. Damnit, I hate leaving them with strangers, but at least I trust those strangers.

Also, upon my return, I'll be working on a review. I'm actually really excited to share this product with y'all. It's a cleanser and it's basically saved my weekend =) So keep a look out for that. And of course, pictures of my trip. We're traveling with a couple minors, so I think I'll actually be walking the strip this time.


So yea... that's it.
Fuck the bull shit, I'm going to Vegas!

Maybe She's Born With It?

Yea, not likely... it's Maybelline!


LOL, no but seriously... on my most recent trip to Target, I couldn't help but notice the new Maybelline display. The ColorSensation Collection; lip liners, lip gloss, and of course, lipsticks. FORTY-EIGHT shades of lipsticks to be exact. Hell yea a junkie like me would be lured to it! If you haven't seen it, go check it out. They're packaged according to color families. There's Reds, Plums, Pinks, and Naturals. For example, the color I got was in brown packaging cuz it belonged with the Naturals, makes sense? Anyway, I'm a little mad they didn't have a safety seal though, but that's ok, that's why I only bought one.


So anyway, here's the shade I bought. Simple enough, but it feels so nice on my lips. Very creamy, I guess that honey nectar thing that they put in it helps after all. It sure doesn't smell anything like honey though, but whatever. I originally bought this because I was running out of my MAC lipstick in "High Tea". That's why I bought Victoria's Secret's Very Sexy lippie in "Whisper" awhile back. But alas, there is no match for my beloved lippie... it's all good, I still like this one.



This was taken from the Maybelline website.



Here are comparative swatches. They all look alike but just not quite dupes of each other.




And I got this just cuz I wanted one more inexpensive thing before I left the store. LOL, yea, y'all know you do it too!

So JUICY

mark. Juice Gems Squeeze On Lipgloss

in Snow Peach

What it is:
flavored, tinted lipgloss


Where to get it:
www.lindasellsmark.com



How much:
Only $6, but...




What I like about it:
this product (in this particular color) leaves a very nice pinky tint on my lips. It also smells really nice, reminds me of melon flavored bubblegum. It doesn't feel waxy at all. This reminds me of lip balm but a more liquidy version.



What could be improved:
the product claims to be flavored but it didn't taste like anything special, but that's not really a big deal, it's not like I'm trying to eat the whole tube or anything. Actually, it didn't smell like what its named after, too. It didn't smell bad, but I just though if something was named after peaches that it would smell like peaches.







Overall:
I really like this product. Regardless of what it smells like
or its lack of flavor, the product really delivers. It left my lips soft
& glossy, just the way I like it. This product is very comparable to
Lancome's Juicy Tubes Jelly, but for way less than half the price!




and don't forget!!!

A Van Struck Me...

Vanessa, that is... right in the heart!

That's right, Miss Vanessa M. loves little ol'me enough to hook me up with these fabu press-ons =) It's funny, cuz I asked how much she was selling them for, and she's like "LOL, no babe. I'm giving them to you!"




I just wanted to show you the cute cuppy-cake card she sent along with it.



Now, a close up of the goodies --
I made sure you could see the style number and product name, just in case any of y'all wanted to get your hands on them. I know press-ons get a pretty bad rap and most people prefer to go to get their nails done by a pro. But yea, I don't really like being touched so I avoid all that shit and stick to D.I.Y. things.











Thank you, thank you, thank you Van!
Oh yea, and y'all... please don't go asking her for free shit, especially if you didn't even know who she was before this post. Cuz yea, that ain't cute.

Toodle-looz!!!