Eat The Bird...

Don't let the bird eat YOU!




Puahahahahaha... I know, I got a sick sense of humor. But you LOVE IT!

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

I'll have my list of things I'm thankful for in a hot minute... I got my priorities straight, food comes first! Be easy!

Toodles!

Dear "John"

If you're going to type in all caps as though you really think you're scaring me, then at least be specific.

First and foremost, what the hell is "ROCKSTERIZE INFO"? I only know one Rocksterize and its the blog of a girl I follow because I admire her work. AND I've never copied shit from her.

Second, if I'm using anything to elevate myself in search engines, which I don't even know how to do (for free at least), then wouldn't it only make sense to do so? I mean, I do write publicly, so wouldn't I want the public to see?

Third, how typical that you only leave your "name" and no links or an email address to accompany it.

Whatever loco.

Sincerely,
Imee

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That is my response to this comment, that can be found under my "Cuz I Can't Afford A Prezzy For Her..." post.

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"john said...

YOU ARE APPARTENTLY USING THE ROCKSTERIZE INFO TO ELEVATE YOURSELF IN THE SEARCH ENGINES. REMOVE THIS OR THE MATTER WILL BE REPORTED TO ALL SEARCH ENGINES.

November 23, 2009 3:23 PM"

Anywayyyy... get at me with an email "John", don't leave sissy comments that don't make sense. Thank you kindly!


TOODLES!!!

More Lookie-lets...

I don't really have stories or captions for any of these... just eye candies and possible inspiration =)




















That's it, byeeeee!

I Just Fell In LOVE...

... with a mascara!!!


This isn't a review or anything, but I just HAD to share this with y'all. Ok, so everyone's heard about Givenchy's Phenomen'Eyes Mascara, right? Well, I never got around to trying that out, but for a long, long time I was obssessed with it. However, I just couldn't get past the price tag of $28, especially for something I'm gonna be throwing out in about 3 months! Plus, even if I had that much money just laying around for mascara, I wasn't sure of that whole sphere-like wand concept, and again, I didn't want to spend money on something I'm not sure of.


That said, enter:
L'Oreal's Telescopic Explosion Mascara
[this one is in Blackest Black]

Only $7.99 at Target!!!
AND... ever the frugal shopper that I am, I found a coupon good for $1 OFF any retailers price. "It's a sign!" I told myself, "A sign from the mascara gods that I'm meant to try it". So I did, and I ended up paying only $6.99 =)


Anyway, so I'm not just gonna go ahead and tell you about it, I'm gonna show you why I'm in love.

See the difference?


If not, that's ok...
that's why I took this next picture so you can see the results, side by side.

Now do you see it?


Yepp, so I have now found another love =) If you want to try this, I have a few tips for you:
1) Two coats is PLENTY. Anymore and you're asking for a ride straight to Clump-City.
2) Since bottom lashes are a lot thinner in general, one coat on them will do just fine.
3) Don't try to apply in a rush. The wand is pretty small and really spikey and you just might hurt yourself in the process.


Okie dokie, that's all folkers!

Yippee-Kah-Yey!!!

You are reading the post of a newly employed woman =)


That's right folkers, I have been officially hired and I start tomorrow! Anyone who knows me, or has followed this blog for some time, knows that I've been looking for work for awhile now. And anyone who's ever been unemployed knows the struggle of making ends meet between jobs. I'm taking NOTHING for granted this time around, I know the economy can either get better or get worse, so ladies and gents, I'm gonna take this job by the horns and ride it like a real cowgirrrrrl. LOL

Ok, so yea, I don't really have much else to say other than that. I'm just really happy right now and I wanted to share my joy with the world.


But before I leave, I wanted to show you what's been occupying my time...

Like all Mario Bros. games, this is super easy and even more super fun! You can play up to four players cooperatively, which gets kinda confusing so I suggest you play only 2 people at a time. But it really helps having a partner, cuz if you can't reach coins all the way up in the air, u can use ur partner by bouncing on his head to give you that extra push in your jump. But do be careful, you can also kill your partner by throwing him off a cliff or something. My evil BF did that to me =[

Also, I forget what site I found this on, but I thought I should share cuz it's kinda freaky... check out the last part.

Everything pretty much describes me so I'm a little freaked out by that last part.


Anyway, that's it for now.

TOODLES!!!

Cuz I Can't Afford A Prezzy For Her...

I'll help her cause instead =)




Like what you see???

Head on over to:

J.Rose Online's Blog Sale

to snag a goodie for yourself!

Help yourself by helping her!
Love you Jackie!!! You've already done so much for me, and even though I don't have the ends to support your cause, I sure as hell can spread the word with my biiiiiig mouth!


Toodles!
[PS: Please don't try to haggle y'all, it's tough times out here, we all know that. Plus, it's just NOT cute. Thanks!]

WTH: Y'all Need To Stop Playin'

Ok so I realize it's been a minute since I've added an entry to this series. Don't lie, you know you love it! Everyone needs a good laugh on hump day, right?

For this post, I don't really have a subject in mind, but basically everything you see here is a FAIL. Forealz... people play too damn much. But without further adieu, I present to you: the failures =)



Oooh girl, aren't you the shit?




damn... maybe he shouldn't be drinking no more...?




Puahahahaha... I wonder if this is real?




I love when the necessities are a bargain!




perhaps it's French?




because mama likes to ride them, too!




they won't get very far.




OH, OH, OHHHH...
zis one is for zee ladiezzz...


Sources:
some pictures found on google images when I entered keyword "fail", but as you can see, a lot of them are marked with failblog.org, so I assume that's where you can find it too.



That's it...
Happy HUMP Day & TOODLES!!!

Yes, Yes I DO!

That's it... no words =)


Happy Monday!

I'm Still FALLing...

Ok, so I hate to be so repetitive, but I don't know whether you're a first time reader or a long time reader. But, I repeat, I live in southern California... and our weather has been pretty kooky. Some states already got that snowfall going... WE only had 2 days of rain (and that was over a month ago).


As with most people's style, my style is based on the weather where I live. So yes... it's still pretty much Fall over here... but not the usual Fall... the Fall that comes right after summer, not the Fall that's about to be Winter... does that make sense?


Anyway, here are the looks!!!














Okie dokie...
TOODLES!

How Time Flies...

Hey everybuddy! So... anyone who's been following my blog/twitter for awhile now knows that I have a very special little girl who just turned one.


Although the official date was October 26th, I couldn't help myself from posting about it.


Here is the very first post about her.


Anyway, so we went from this...



and this...




to THIS!

[this was taken after a long day of playing w/her brother, her sister, and her cousin... & treats! she's exhausted!]



She was soooo tired that she fell right alseep on the "laundry bag" (why buy a laudry bag/basket when u have left-over black trashbags?).



These were the treats we bough for her mini puppy-party.

btw, wouldn't u agree that the chocolate chip cookies look like they're good enough to be consumed by humans? They smell just like Chips Ahoy! cookies, too.


The platter.

LOL, no no, I'm no stupid pet care-taker... they ALL shared this OK? I don't want my babies to get sick!


While watching over the "children" play, this is what my BF and I had to munch on. Tuna and crackers, topped off with Tapatio sauce. Goooood shit, I'm telling you! Good shit!



Okie dokie, that's it for now!

Happy Friday!