I volunteer and you don't have to kiss my mouth but please can I get a happy ending afterwords?that depends on how happy MY ending is.
Omg! I'm learning from your formspring! "toss your salad" "balloon knot" awesome!! HahahaLOL yepp, make it every day's goal to learn something completely useless hahaha
Can I papa smurf you?OMG. This is getting ridiculous, LOL. Not so much the questions, but these terms you people use! AHAHAHAHAHA What's next? You wanna saddle up and Pretty Pink Pony me? Or how about grab some tabs and try Rainbow Brite? LMAO
But foreals... NO. Although these new terms are really interesting, what other terms are there?
what's the best thing about your life (besides the obvious friends, family, love)??My new found strength. The last few years have been challenging, to say the least. Knowing that I'm still here, alive and kicking... I've come to fully realize how strong I can be. And it feels so damn good.
Can you give ma a rusty trombone?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH that's original.
Ever been death stared in your crinkle crack?HAHAHAHAHA are these from different people saying these things or is this just one person? Please, leave me your email, we NEED to be friends cuz I need all the funny people I can get in my life.
I'd love to see you in a pair of the igh heals from your 4-5 blogpost. Can you photo model them for us with say a garter belt, hose, half bra and nothing else? With you killer looks & body that would be way hott and Kirby would love it too!He's seen it all and it's all for him. No one else. And yes... it's very hot.
Have you ever made beaver cheese?Oh no.... I don't even wanna look this term up.
what does ur bf do best sexually?That's hard to say... I like a LOT of the things he does
Would you consider ridding the toboggan with me and my GF?LOL I'd consider it it, but probably say no.
ever catch kirby bopping the bishop?hahahaahahahahahah good one
what ethnicity is your boyfriend?Khmer and some other mixed in there. But he looks Latino so that's what I'm sticking with.
Have you had a threesome? =if no,would you be a willing participant?No way... we can't ever seem to agree on a 3rd partner. He wants another girl and I, of course, want another guy. So we decided to just forget about it, it's just me & him.
Since you can't decide on a 3some how about a 4some? My BF and I can help ;)LMAO no way, that's way too many bodies... like a mosh pit. Thanks though.
Where have you gone?I'm still here, just not blogging or tweeting much
You and Kirby still together?Of course.
Can I please give you a frosty jimmy? ;)Not at this time, but thanks.
Hey, I consider myself a bit of a handyman, so can I do you doggie style then pull out and Spackle your cheeks and any holes/cracks I find with my special Spackling paste?Handy Manny huh? I'd like to see some of your past work before I commit to that.
If I gave you a cowboy hat, boots and spurs would you ride me reverse cowgirl style? yippie ki-yay!Probably, but I'd still take those boots with the spurs... always wanted a pair
ever masturbate with a fruit or veggie?Nope, but I heard cucumbers turn into pickles after... and I hate pickles.
gardening question: Do you trim a bush, let it grow wild or just eliminate the leaves?I'm no landscaping genius, but trust me, the lawn stays mowed
How do you get your teeth so white? Do you brush your teeth with a Special Protein Enamel Resurfacing Matrix based toothpaste?Nope, but please DO tell me how that's like. It seems you know about it more than me.
what is your new occupation?I work at an office. That's all I'll disclose.
Are you still around? I'd like to talk to you about using a strap-on with Kirby.Hahahahahaha
Can I give you a Cincinnati bow tie?Bwahahahaha
what do you do for a living?I work at an office, that's all I'm gonna say.
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